Kamis minggu lalu adalah jadwal UAS Dasar-Dasar Manajemen gw. Seperti biasa, gw nanya jam berapa UAS-nya dimulai sama seorang perempuan cantik jelita dan temen gw. Mereka bilang "Oo hari Kamis jam 12.30."
Rabu malamnya, gw belajar sangat keras (lebay). Pas bangun tidur besoknya, gw juga masih baca-baca bahan yang akan diuji. Sekitar jam 12 siang, gw berangkat ke kampus dan nelpon Sisi (temen gw)...
Gw : "Si, definisi Human Resource Management apa sih?"
Sisi : "Lo ngapain nanya gituan?"
Gw : "Loh.. Kita tuh ada UAS! Gimana sih lo?"
Sisi : "Lo yang gimana... Gw nih sekarang udah jalan pulang. UAS-nya jam 10.30. Kelas udah kosong. Dosennya aja udah pulang!!"
Gw : "Jangan becanda dong lo!! Gw serius nih..."
Sisi : "Lah... Siapa yang becanda??"
Gw : "Haha (ketawa maksa campur takut). Udah ya becandanya.. Sekarang apa definisi Human Resource Management!"
Sisi : "Gw tuh ga becanda! Liat aja ntar pas lo udah sampe kampus... Pasti kelasnya kosong."
JLLEEEBB... Hati gw bagai terpanah... (apaan sih gw..??)
SAMPAI DI KAMPUS
Ternyata emang bener kata-kata Sisi... Kelas udah kosong!! Gw dan empat orang lainnya yang sama-sama terjerumus cuman bisa liat-liatan...
"Gimana nih?" kata Putri. "Ja man.. Everything's gonna be alright!" kata gw sok Bob Marley, padahal muka gw cocoknya jadi Bob Tutupoli.
SOLUSI
Tapi emang setiap masalah itu pasti ada solusinya. Akhirnya gw bisa ikut UAS karena ngajuin surat rawat inap karena demam berdarah... Bokis banget gw. Semoga gw ga demam berdarah beneran... Gw udah dua kali kena demam berdarah.. Gw ga mau kena untuk yang ketiga kalinya!!
"In every life, there's always trouble. But when you're worried about it, you'll make it double." - Bob Marley
Rabu malamnya, gw belajar sangat keras (lebay). Pas bangun tidur besoknya, gw juga masih baca-baca bahan yang akan diuji. Sekitar jam 12 siang, gw berangkat ke kampus dan nelpon Sisi (temen gw)...
Gw : "Si, definisi Human Resource Management apa sih?"
Sisi : "Lo ngapain nanya gituan?"
Gw : "Loh.. Kita tuh ada UAS! Gimana sih lo?"
Sisi : "Lo yang gimana... Gw nih sekarang udah jalan pulang. UAS-nya jam 10.30. Kelas udah kosong. Dosennya aja udah pulang!!"
Gw : "Jangan becanda dong lo!! Gw serius nih..."
Sisi : "Lah... Siapa yang becanda??"
Gw : "Haha (ketawa maksa campur takut). Udah ya becandanya.. Sekarang apa definisi Human Resource Management!"
Sisi : "Gw tuh ga becanda! Liat aja ntar pas lo udah sampe kampus... Pasti kelasnya kosong."
JLLEEEBB... Hati gw bagai terpanah... (apaan sih gw..??)
SAMPAI DI KAMPUS
Ternyata emang bener kata-kata Sisi... Kelas udah kosong!! Gw dan empat orang lainnya yang sama-sama terjerumus cuman bisa liat-liatan...
"Gimana nih?" kata Putri. "Ja man.. Everything's gonna be alright!" kata gw sok Bob Marley, padahal muka gw cocoknya jadi Bob Tutupoli.
SOLUSI
Tapi emang setiap masalah itu pasti ada solusinya. Akhirnya gw bisa ikut UAS karena ngajuin surat rawat inap karena demam berdarah... Bokis banget gw. Semoga gw ga demam berdarah beneran... Gw udah dua kali kena demam berdarah.. Gw ga mau kena untuk yang ketiga kalinya!!
"In every life, there's always trouble. But when you're worried about it, you'll make it double." - Bob Marley
21 comments:
kurang keyen surat rawat inapnya... jangan demam berdarah nape... kalo tampang kayak sampean sih cocoknya... sakit "wasir" :p
cerdas!!! cerdas!!! Gw tiruin ah. . . tapi sakit apa ya ntar? sakit. . . jiwa aja ah...hihihihi
ah mas bintang bisa aja deh..
Kalo aku ada Tragedi Garam Dapur, kamu Tragedi Kampus!!
Mgk aja, besok2 ada karya Khalil Gibran yg dibahas. hehehe...
@ putlie: haha rese lo put!
@ slugger: pas tuh sama lo: sakit jiwa.. hehe
@ yossie: love u..
@ fourty: oo gmn kalo tragedi morning star?? hahaha
i have updated my blog again..finally, feel free to come and check!
Hahahahahahahaha... ternyata kamu lucu juga yahh.
So, selain lucu, bersuala halus, pinter nyanyi, bisa main musik, ganteng, kamu punya kekurangan apa???... hayyyoooo jawab!!!, kamu gak mungkin sesempurna itu khan? :P
@ maria: oke mar..
@ silly: kekurangan saya adalah perut saya buncit dan terbelakang secara akademis (terbukti dengan kuliah yg ga kelar2...) hehe
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